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by gazzer
Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:31 am
Forum: Free Chat (Non-Technical)
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 880
Views: 164605

A man walks into a bar, and find out after some friendly banter with the barman that there is a competition on in the bar that day, with prize money of £1000. The competition entails making the horse owned by the landlord laugh. So, the man agrees to try, and tells the barman to pour him a pint whil...
by gazzer
Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:30 am
Forum: Free Chat (Non-Technical)
Topic: RIP Steve Irwin
Replies: 3
Views: 1577

RIP Steve Irwin

Well, there's no thread on here about it, so I thought I'd best say something! Poor guy :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 311298.stm
by gazzer
Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: Free Chat (Non-Technical)
Topic: *sigh*
Replies: 0
Views: 1154

*sigh*

by gazzer
Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: licences (software)
Replies: 9
Views: 1982

lol! leave me aloooooone :P At the end of the day, I am a mere minion and I do as I'm told - if anything goes wrong I'm not facing the music for it so I don't really mind hehe. I was just asking in case there was a way. Apparently there is a network version of the software that does enable checking ...
by gazzer
Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:38 am
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: ADSL2+ and browsing in FF
Replies: 15
Views: 3717

Shotokan101 wrote:
Kieran wrote:
SyBorg wrote:eMu, do you ever get any sleep in your house? :D
He posted before 3am, surely thats not "late" is it? Maybe its just me :roll:
...I thought he meant "sheep" :P
haha, making me physically lol at work, thanks :)
by gazzer
Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:34 am
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: licences (software)
Replies: 9
Views: 1982

Well the way it goes here is every program is installed on each machine, not run from a share on the network. Things such as MSOffice are used with commercial licenses, ie. an agreement that we can install and use it on up to however many the licence covers (I'm not sure how many). The program I'm t...
by gazzer
Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:00 pm
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: licences (software)
Replies: 9
Views: 1982

licences (software)

Is there a way to have a program installed on more than one machine, but checking that other copies of the software arent running at the same time on the network, so that the concurrent usage stays within the limits of how many licenses you have for that piece of software?
by gazzer
Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:27 am
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: ADSL2+ and browsing in FF
Replies: 15
Views: 3717

I don't know the answer there but there is a couple of tweaks for FF:- Here's something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up: 1.Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries: network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipel...
by gazzer
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Firmware
Topic: SWSAPUR-5400/MGB100 - Firmware Its a Brick
Replies: 7
Views: 6627

how long have you had it? if its under warranty send it back and say its not working :P
by gazzer
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: Routers
Topic: Space on router
Replies: 7
Views: 2269

Kieran wrote:That is of course an option or alternatively use an external small hosting account to perform the check and only show the content of your server when it is running.
im surprised that whole sentence wasnt a hyperlink to your site :P
by gazzer
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Free Chat (Non-Technical)
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 880
Views: 164605

The student was trying to answer a paper on surrealism when his pen ran out.
by gazzer
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:28 am
Forum: Routers
Topic: Space on router
Replies: 7
Views: 2269

wouldn't it be easier to just have two machines attatched to the router and use one to check the on/offline-ness of the other? you could trawl ebay for an ancient machine if you don't already have one, if its only pretty much pinging your other machine then it's not going to need to be a beast
by gazzer
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: General
Topic: How NAT works (newbies film)
Replies: 8
Views: 8592

dialup.... haha, dialup is like queuing at the bar for an hour only to be told there aren't any drinks left when you get to the front. THEN being punched in the face.
by gazzer
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:21 am
Forum: Free Chat (Technical)
Topic: iRAM
Replies: 21
Views: 4134

also im sure that the fact that my laptop only had 256mb of ram installed when i was dual booting fedora with xp probably played a part in the slow boot time :P