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Their species will add to our distinctiveness.
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They (and you) will be assimilated.
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Top 10 Reasons the Borg have NOT returned to fight the Federation
1. New assimilation software turned out to be vaporware; back to square one when the supplier's 1-800 number was disconnected.
2. Assimilation of Locutus caused chaos as the Borg became caught up in a massive Sam Spade adventure game craze.
3. If Earth were assimilated, the commute from the Borg homeworld would be a killer drive.
4. Collective Borg decided a cube was too complex a form - awaiting building of a new pyramid ship.
5. Earth was too blue for their tastes; they were hoping for an emerald green planet, something in a teal, with tasteful lavender clouds.
6. Bidding war for exclusive appearance in Coke or Pepsi commercials too agonizing a choice... returned home to rebuild decision circuits.
7. Earth too close to the sun... would ruin their cultivated pallor.
8. They heard that Worf personally bragged of kicking their butts if they showed their face in the sector again... began laughing for first time, haven't stopped yet.
9. $29 navigation chip failed... they now have NO idea where Earth is... wandering out by the Cardassians, asking for directions.
... And the number one reason the Borg haven't returned to Earth...
10. WESLEY CRUSHER
1. New assimilation software turned out to be vaporware; back to square one when the supplier's 1-800 number was disconnected.
2. Assimilation of Locutus caused chaos as the Borg became caught up in a massive Sam Spade adventure game craze.
3. If Earth were assimilated, the commute from the Borg homeworld would be a killer drive.
4. Collective Borg decided a cube was too complex a form - awaiting building of a new pyramid ship.
5. Earth was too blue for their tastes; they were hoping for an emerald green planet, something in a teal, with tasteful lavender clouds.
6. Bidding war for exclusive appearance in Coke or Pepsi commercials too agonizing a choice... returned home to rebuild decision circuits.
7. Earth too close to the sun... would ruin their cultivated pallor.
8. They heard that Worf personally bragged of kicking their butts if they showed their face in the sector again... began laughing for first time, haven't stopped yet.
9. $29 navigation chip failed... they now have NO idea where Earth is... wandering out by the Cardassians, asking for directions.
... And the number one reason the Borg haven't returned to Earth...
10. WESLEY CRUSHER
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No, it's all wrong. It is because their operating system is starting to experience incessant GPFs, due largely to bugs in system libraries, triggered by errata in their main microprocessor.
How did all this happen? In their last visit, they made the mistake of assimilating the development team leader of a certain software company and the team leader for microprocessor design of a certain chip manufacturer.
How did all this happen? In their last visit, they made the mistake of assimilating the development team leader of a certain software company and the team leader for microprocessor design of a certain chip manufacturer.
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Borgisms....
..and another list - couldn't resist - some classics.....
Borgisms
"Your paycheck will be assimilated!" - Clinton of Borg
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...
Beware a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to their evangelism is futile.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate another? (Y/Y)!
Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment
EdMcMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"
Fudd, of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating."
I am DOS of Borg! Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.
I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V/I...
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
Letterman of Borg - "Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:"
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Troi of Borg - "All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated."
Troi of Borg - "Tell me... how does assimilation make you feel?"
We have engaged the Borg...wedding to be held on Monday.
Borgisms
"Your paycheck will be assimilated!" - Clinton of Borg
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...
Beware a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to their evangelism is futile.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate another? (Y/Y)!
Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment
EdMcMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"
Fudd, of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating."
I am DOS of Borg! Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.
I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V/I...
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
Letterman of Borg - "Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:"
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Troi of Borg - "All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated."
Troi of Borg - "Tell me... how does assimilation make you feel?"
We have engaged the Borg...wedding to be held on Monday.
Jim
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Jumping back to the van... we're all assuming it's their van.....might be prank of the week?
He ached all over. It wasn't just that his brain was writing cheques that his body couldn't cash. It had gone beyond that. Now his feet were borrowing money that his legs hadn't got, and his back muscles were looking for loose change under the sofa cushions.
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