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Post by Shotokan101 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:48 pm

mstombs wrote:Yes, seen it before - that post behind the vehicle has just been added by photoshop and blurred around the base don't you think!
...are you a Vulcan by any chance ? :P :lol:
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Post by mstombs » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:31 pm

It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
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Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:58 am

mstombs wrote:It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
...shouldn't that be "Illogical" ? :D
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Post by thechief » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:12 am

Their species will add to our distinctiveness.
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Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:16 am

thechief wrote:Their species will add to our distinctiveness.
Jeez - now we've go an Afro-Borg to deal with as well :shock: :lol:
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Post by mstombs » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:38 am

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
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Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:40 am

mstombs wrote:After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Jings ! - Vulcan Fortune Cookies now :D
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Post by thechief » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:35 am

They (and you) will be assimilated.
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Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:37 pm

Top 10 Reasons the Borg have NOT returned to fight the Federation

1. New assimilation software turned out to be vaporware; back to square one when the supplier's 1-800 number was disconnected.

2. Assimilation of Locutus caused chaos as the Borg became caught up in a massive Sam Spade adventure game craze.

3. If Earth were assimilated, the commute from the Borg homeworld would be a killer drive.

4. Collective Borg decided a cube was too complex a form - awaiting building of a new pyramid ship.

5. Earth was too blue for their tastes; they were hoping for an emerald green planet, something in a teal, with tasteful lavender clouds.

6. Bidding war for exclusive appearance in Coke or Pepsi commercials too agonizing a choice... returned home to rebuild decision circuits.

7. Earth too close to the sun... would ruin their cultivated pallor.

8. They heard that Worf personally bragged of kicking their butts if they showed their face in the sector again... began laughing for first time, haven't stopped yet.

9. $29 navigation chip failed... they now have NO idea where Earth is... wandering out by the Cardassians, asking for directions.

... And the number one reason the Borg haven't returned to Earth...

10. WESLEY CRUSHER
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Post by thechief » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:06 pm

No, it's all wrong. It is because their operating system is starting to experience incessant GPFs, due largely to bugs in system libraries, triggered by errata in their main microprocessor.

How did all this happen? In their last visit, they made the mistake of assimilating the development team leader of a certain software company and the team leader for microprocessor design of a certain chip manufacturer.
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Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:09 pm

Nah Chief - it's cause they never got the GPL source code for their Core Logic :wink:
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Borgisms....

Post by Shotokan101 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:14 pm

..and another list - couldn't resist :D - some classics.....

Borgisms

"Your paycheck will be assimilated!" - Clinton of Borg

And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...

Beware a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to their evangelism is futile.

Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.

BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate another? (Y/Y)!

Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment

EdMcMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"

Fudd, of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating."

I am DOS of Borg! Prepare... oops, out of memory!

I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.

I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..

I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::

I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.

I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V/I...

I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.

I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."

I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante.

I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?

Letterman of Borg - "Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:"

Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program

Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."

Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!

Troi of Borg - "All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated."

Troi of Borg - "Tell me... how does assimilation make you feel?"

We have engaged the Borg...wedding to be held on Monday.
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Post by thechief » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:47 pm

Sad ...
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Post by Steve » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:07 pm

Jumping back to the van... we're all assuming it's their van.....might be prank of the week?
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Post by Shotokan101 » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:47 am

10 reasons why men are lazy:

1)
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