Internet women

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calebnit
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Internet women

Post by calebnit » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:50 pm

INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!

RAM woman:
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

USER woman:
She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

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Re: Internet women

Post by Lucy66 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:53 am

:D hehe, and what about men? Is there any Internet men?
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Re: Internet women

Post by rfharris » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:23 am

haha, this is great, well done (Y)
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